Sweet Talkin' Man   (3:24)
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Donít give me no sunscreen I wanna feel the burn Donít tell me Ďbout cholesterol Ďcause I ainít gonna learn

Donít make me no damned salad I want my chili cheese fries Donít say I got a feminine side Thatís a vicious pack a lies

Get offa my back And roll onto yours I donít wanna hear About me doiní no chores Take the young Ďuns to school Fry me some eggs Get in the bathroom Start shaviní your legs

Donít you just love it? This great society of ours We can drink beer and whiskey And drive hot rod cars So feed me and love me Then leave me alone You can go brag about me To your friends on the phone But first stop at the fridge Pop me a can Cater to the needs Of your sweet talkiní man

When weíre out for a drive Donít you say weíre lost Iíll get us there by dark No matter the cost

Donít tell me what to wear My jeans and boots will do fine Just iron my shirt Donít mess with my peace of mind

Get offa my back And roll onto yours I donít wanna hear About me doiní no chores Take the young Ďuns to school Fry me some eggs Get in the bathroom Start shaviní your legs

Donít you just love it? This great society of ours We can drink beer and whiskey And drive hot rod cars So feed me and love me Then leave me alone You can go brag about me To your friends on the phone But first stop at the fridge Pop me a can Cater to the needs Of your sweet talkiní man

Donít be bitter Donít be a quitter Iíll be happy to drive home the babysitter Itís the least I can do Youíve been workiní so hard Takiní out the trash And mowiní the yard

Donít you just love it? This great society of ours We can drink beer and whiskey And drive hot rod cars So feed me and love me Then leave me alone You can go brag about me To your friends on the phone But first stop at the fridge Pop me a can Cater to the needs Of your sweet talkiní man

Iím your sweet talkiní man It donít get no better than this darliní